I would call that a humblebrag, except I think humblebrags are supposed to have at least a pretense of humility ;)

Still.. That seems like a lot for lunch.. I feel sorry for her after lunch teacher.

Yes, he was great in Goodfellas.

Could he be a little more selective picking his roles? Probably. But I’m not sure why that’s anyone’s business except for DeNiro and his agent.

It must have been a survey course.

The whole premise that we should worried about the ratio of good to bad movies/roles, rather than the number of quality roles is so obviously bogus.

The original was written by The Four Lads on the 500th anniversary of the Ottomans taking the city.

I didn’t realize that the Tiffany version was a cover until now, but it makes sense - the song definitely has a 60s bubblegum pop vibe to it.

“Velvet Gloves And Spit” sounds like a Pornhub category.

Come on, those assholes have already done enough harm.  Don’t let them take Gloria away from you as well.

And, despite being objectively corny, both of those songs are pretty good for what they are.

Not sure if this is completely accurate, but according to 24 Hour Party People/Tony Wilson, all those singles sold at a loss due to the cost of the  distinct computer disk gatefold cover.

I knew Orbach did a fair amount of theatre, but it’s still pretty funny imagining Lennie Briscoe in a musical.

Who’s L?

“Did you know Jimi Hendrix didn’t write the Star Spangled Banner?!”

Who run Bartertown?

Chicken nuggets, pasta, Fruit Loops, actual fruits, string cheese, Yoo-Hoo, Kool-Aid, Ritz crackers, JELL-O (sugar free!), and GoGo Squeeze.

“That doesn’t really sound like someth - Wait a minute, did you say socks?!?”