Apparently he doesn’t see what we see when he looks in the mirror.

Helpful hint:  If you’re endorsing physical violence against someone for something they said... you’re probably an asshole.

and the main punchline was that he didn’t hit back because that slap really hurt, because Rock is a frail comedian and Smith played Muhammad Ali.

It’s hard to beat the pithy eloquence of Drew Gillis: “Talk shit, get hit”

“Free at last, she has finally gotten rid of the disgusting albatross around her neck. She is a great person, and will now be free to lead the kind of life that she deserves... and it will be a great life without the extremely unattractive loser by her side!”

Archer is pretty fast-talking, but by its nature animation doesn’t have much cross-talk or overlapping dialogue.

It’s a star-f*ucking tabloid blog now.

James Hong must have that Burgess Meredith/Jack Warden/Wilford Brimley gene - where he looks 75 years old from 50 to 90 (plus).

They’re the new George Wyner/Jeffrey Tambor.

Eh... I love Tom Sizemore, and he had a more consistent career than Michael Madsen with plenty of memorable roles. But it’s hard to imagine him being better than Madsen in Reservoir Dogs and Kill Bill 2.

Sure, we’re supposed to believe this coming from “DVDDVDDVD - search ACLU Mobile Justice App”, instead of the real “DVDDVDVDVD - search ACLU Mobile Justice App”?

Copy/Pasting it into notepad took .1% of the time it took for you to write it, but we both put an equal amount of thought into our tasks.

Maybe I could get out of prison time in the future due to the “deep ties to the community” of my video games, which I cannot play if I am in prison.

Jesus christ, you just wrote ~6000 words (~20 pages) in 9 hours defending Elizabeth Holmes.  I can’t decide if you need a better coke dealer, or a worse one.

This is Jezebel, so the actual quote is:  “conventially pretty people like me don’t go to jail”.

You don’t care about children’s suffering?

That difference doesn’t stop making it cruel to cage mothers

I’m not too sure about Pedro Pascal’s preppy sweater, but he’s cool enough to (mostly) pull it off.