from the likes of Jennifer Aniston, Sarah Paulson, Charlize Theron, Susan Sarandon, Helen Hunt, Zooey Deschanel, Melanie Lynskey, Mira Sorvino, Constance Zimmer, Rosie O’Donnell, Minnie Driver, and Alan Cumming.

A Hollywood Reporter story on the cancellation says that the casting process for prospective Madonnas included 11-hour days of choreography sessions, readings with Madonna, and singing auditions.

The worst one, to my mind, was the high school kid who signed every single homework assignment to his female teacher with “Make me a sandwich” at the bottom.

“They are trying to break my Iron Mind with unjust imprisonment. My guards know I am innocent. They know it is unjust. They see I will never break and respect my resolve”

Was there a time limit for this, like Family Feud? I’d love to hear more than a 3 second response to some of these questions.

Not sure if it was before or after he auditioned for SNL, but Glover was a writer (and occasional actor) on 30 Rock, so Lorne couldn’t have disliked him too much.

No Pep Streebeck?

Sure, it’s way more interesting to imagine some island rednecks putting all of their efforts into making big-ass lawn ornaments than it is to imagine an interstellar species leaving messages on our world.

I honestly apologize. When I said you were a stupid person repeating something you heard on the internet, what I meant to say was you were repeating something stupid you heard on the internet.

It was called I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry, and it was *amazing*.

Cheers was the best show of that killer 80s NBC Thursday night line-up (although Night Court was a close second), but I recently saw some re-runs of it, and it’s kind of hard to watch.

One?

“So is NBC just going to ret-con Dan Fielding as an irredeemable, misogynistic pervert who would have been Me-Too’ed and buried under the Night Court by this point in his career?”

“theres a show called MILF MANOR now too.”

“Night Court was actually pretty popular in syndication at one point”

Wikipedia (for whatever that’s worth) has their divorce in 2021.

“Davis paints an abusive picture of the actor many want to believe is a fun-loving guy”

There’s also a difference between “get over it” and “forget it happened when other stories of the same thing keep coming out.”

The Crosstour is way ahead of its time if your idea of the future is the 6000 SUX.