Is that an egg yolk omelet in your footlocker!?!

He’s a very famous golfer.

and NBC and ABC both have football to bulk out their Sunday night schedules.

Nay

Cameron’s dad is gonna be so pissed.

How many jigawatts is that?

Calvin Candie, famously known for his progressive, forward-thinking viewpoint.

Bup bup!

Flirting with Disaster is great (and hilarious), but pretty much all his other movies have been some combination of mediocre and/or over-rated.

You just don’t have the vision to appreciate the growth opportunities available in Iraq.

I don’t have their app, but their web site allows you to add red sauce to pretty much everything, with no charge.

Except they were in a casino that probably has more cameras and security than Fort Knox, so I’d love to know where this supposed mugging took place.

Nope. If you want to close at 9:30, close at 9:30. If you want to close at 9:55, close at 9:55. If you close at 10pm and I show up at 9:55, you’re still open.

Gisele was spotted, sans wedding ring, with an “unknown holistic woman,”

Aw, and I was hoping for the 1000th Stephen King adaptation!

not that i like thursday night games, they tend to be terrible, but how are you coming to this conclusion other than from anecdotal evidence? is there actually some study that proves this?

No, exactly ten years.

He said he would have refused the money if he didn’t believe she was cheating.

Based on the stars, it seems pretty clear who the commentariat wants to shut the fuck up.  Don’t let the door hit you in the ass on the way out.

and players aren’t guaranteed a contract.