Side note about Cash, he likely should have been in jail for drugs based on laws at the time. If his wealth and whiteness hadn’t protected him. At least according to my limited knowledge of his life.

Plus I think he is kind of a dolt. 22 fucking years of being a sports legend and he still can’t act for shit in those Hertz ads

That’s why I kind of give the side-eye to Gisele’s complaints. Yes, I understand if she thinks Tom isn’t as emotionally involved with the children as he should be from September to January.

The other part of this is his stubborn insistence to continue a career that puts him at great risk of grave injury and/or death. Short-term AND long-term!

“That phony baloney holiday crammed down our throat by fatcat union gangsters?”

Of course, the Bills are a member of the same league that recently decided an 11-game suspension was enough to absolve Browns quarterback Deshaun Watson of sexually harassing at least 25 women.

and couldn’t stand Chris Parnell or Chris Katan.

Why is “The Witch” in quotation marks?  Is that just a lazy strawman you’re trying to create?

someone who bought an artists’ body of work then sold it without their permission

Wrong:

65% of Americans are Christian.

Don’t worry, I’m sure we’ll hear her take on it soon.

It’s French for “The Beouf”

I’m not sure if this is why Shia Labeouf used Mel Gibson as a reference point, but he (Labeouf) recently became a hardcore Catholic, and Gibson has been known as a fundamentalist Catholic for a long time.

Also, using “fallible” in this context is a real cop-out.

Good on you but I don’t know a single Lynch fan who would agree haha.

Pappademas wrote a lot of good stuff for Grantland, including The Kardashiad (not sure if this link will work).

“But why male models, Agent Desmond?”

If we were talking about a Person of color, this would be different famous or not.