Hey, don’t talk shit about Notepad. It’s still my favorite text editor.

I’m guessing that’s probably because he wasn’t actually there for the show, but he still rated an acknowledgement.

“Why couldn’t she be the other kind of mermaid, with the fish part on top and the lady part on the bottom?!?”

George Zimmerman didn’t use a “stand your ground” defense.

The employee still gets minimum wage but the boss pockets the tips.

That’s some good post/name synchronicity.

I think Harvey Weinstein is otherwise engaged.

“Actress” dates back centuries and came about right around the time women were allowed on stage.

Aw, why pick on Oliver Platt when Marlon Brando was right there for you?

I may be wrong, but I don’t think Pluto comes anywhere near Neptune’s orbit in three dimensions.

The more optimistic take would be Coppola somewhat unwillingly making Godfather 3 after his other films flopped and venting his frustration into the screenplay.

You forgot Lauren Hutton, Jim Carrey, and Cleavon Little (as a vampire).

Either way, I’m guessing his worst result is inheriting “only” 50 million dollars.

Writing for Mad Magazine is truly the worst sin.

Larry : [referring to Owen’s lousy murder mystery paper] It wasn’t motivated.

Honestly, I think taking Kevin Spacey out of All the Money in the World was stupid.

Also, how many military veterans were were part of the January 6 insurrection?

I’ll have you know that my father was one of the 20 med students we saved in Grenada!