I've said it before, and I'll say it again: Jurassic World is fine.
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There's definitely some flirtation at the beginning, but, yeah - they don't really go anywhere with it.
Jurassic World: Number 2
I've been trying to get my Dolph Schayes biopic made for years.
Because Naruto synopses can never be detailed enough, right?
It's not as concise, but I've always been a fan of "A little from column A…"
She claims that she assumed Beatty was joking when he pulled out the card and looked around with what she thought was faux confusion.
… and they got divorced, and then they got married again.
Ghost of Eazy E mentioned The Wire almost getting canceled above - the difference being that in the 10-15 years since, HBO realized that ratings matter, but they don't need to be the primary metric used by a network that doesn't have advertisers
I keep waiting for someone to beat Mind of a Married Man.
Racist babies need the most love!
That wasn't a fake baby, it was Paul Giamatti.
You can't just order up a half-white/half-Pakistani baby on the fly!
I'm still outraged that a 75% caucasian, 25% asian person might look caucasian.
Not that quickly - it took 3 or 4 minutes.
And you assholes laughed at me for paying $180,000 for a degree in Semiotics!
Capitalism at its best sure wastes a shitload of resources.
Who knew Lobsters was cool?
And the juice is then used to feed you and keep you alive. It's a perfectly sound system!