Despite advice to the contrary, someone was careless and broke it.

I'm still baffled that anyone would pay $1.6 billion for the fucking Florida Marlins in the first place.

Their only hope is Trump becoming physically and mentally unfit for office.

Incompevil? I love that guy!

Not being able to come into the United States for 40 years sounds very much like being banished from the freaking United States.

Not just the people that worked with him - a bunch of actors and directors wrote a public letter of support for him a few years ago - including, depressingly, some people whose work I really loved.

It is the most sensual of the salted, cured meats, after all.

Qatar is actually claiming with a straight face that they're going to dismantle their stadia after the World Cup, and rebuild them in poor countries.

That's what you get for starting the day at 5am.

Hired goons?!?

He always seems to have the sallow complexion and thin sheen of sweat of a guy showing up to work Monday morning after a weekend bender.

On he trudges, intent on settling the question of whether filmmaking can be learned through rote repetition, or whether it actually takes talent.

Our top story tonight: James Franco is still a thing.

Well, the article is kind of short on details, so I'm not sure why not owning the sixth house in the cul-de-sac prohibits him from digging tunnels between any or all of the other five houses.

Maybe it was more of a philosophical question, posed by a previous stall resident who had had his heart broken by the realization that Dr. Pepper was not a real person?

He's (darkly) funny in Rules of Attraction.

Vir2osity?

which, for some of us, is the only reason to even get near a TV next Sunday

Are you trying to tell me the Jim Croce show I saw at the Iowa State Fair last summer may not have been legit?

That's true, what I described has never happened in the real world. I apologize.