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am I an asshole for thinking this was a photo of Carrot Top? Off to watch the video...

My two hair concerns:

I bought one as well and love it. I must note that I think the blade gets worn out pretty quickly and don't be a dumbass such as myself as I decided to use mine on my elbows—not smart. Now if someone can make something for dry & dark ashy ass elbows...

Poke-A-Hotass. Or rather, Poke-A-Dumbass.

Chick Caviar

@Benny Goldman: @Benny Goldman: that is not spam, it is highly common & acceptable for bloggers to refer to their own posts. That said, I won't bore you with Blogging 101 and the power of commenting.

It seems any new female oriented trend has to involve a party. Like I've read articles about botox parties, backroom parties where you get industrial grade silicone shot all in your tits and ass, parties where people sell counterfeit purses, and now this needle in the pussy party! Who the hell are these women? Is this

@dirtyfez: yes they did-being on the see-saw of plus-size tops and regular bottoms i was always able to find some shirts for work that I could afford that didn't pop open and some semi-decent stuff to wear for my non-work life. Now I'm stuck going to lane bryant, which has ok stuff now and then, but a they seem to

horrific. so is my spelling

This is utterly horific. Curiousity got the best of me though...

@marvel girl: hell no! it is bad enough the world has everyone obsessing about their asses, tits, and wrinkles. Rock the boats and give everyone the finger!

I sell shoes and let me tell you guys, most women these days seem to wear size 8 1/2 and up. Meanwhile the shoe industry and guess where most are made-China, has not kept up. Most cases come in with 2 pairs of size 10 max. If you wear 11 forget about it, shop online. It totally sucks because no matter where I've

@goldengirl11: you replied so quickly! I know it can be very confusing. I am still trying to figure out my role as a submissive. For the most part my lifestyle does not overlap into my regular life, by choice, though somethings were already in play prior to my realization of my kink. I will note that outside the

Submissive woman here—well, submissive sexually. While the whole "pet" thing is not my bag whatsoever, I'm just your cliche loves being tied up and spanked submissive, it is a pretty common subset of the bdsm scene. I can not lie, it wigged me out at first, but then I met some very cool women who were "slave pets."

If a dude doesn't laugh at a queef he doesn't deserve you fucking him! Now talk about embarrasing, the first time I had anal sex I was very self concious as it is, and damn if when he pulled out that an involunatry fart just totally exited along with his dick. I was mortified, but then we both started laughing and it

The show is fucking brutal, but I'm glad they're not glossing over the ugly stuff. My pre-teen crush on Jeff Conaway has been erased from my memory. His detox was highly disturbing, but I couldn't stop watching.

I take all sorts of crazy pills & it hasn't ruined my sex life at all, it does require that both I and my boyfriend be patient because it does take me a bit more time to orgasm. But if you think about it, we're dealing with depressed people here & depressed people are goign to be more prone to not diggign sex.