There’s a good movie embedded within this story. Its a combination of Criminal Minds, Backdraft, and The Guardian.

As luck would have it, the hydrant went dry. The hose went limp from the lack of pressure. The firefighters looked at each other in dismay, for there was nothing more that could be done.

Oooh, he called you a bitch. You might need a dumpster swimming pool if he can come up with more sick burns of such great caliber.

America to Philly: Stop turning dumpsters into cities.

Now you wait just a damn minute... are you suggesting some of those are fake?!?

omg will somebody please give that poor girl a hug!

I haz a sad.

I, um, came here for this joke.

Who the hell let that one out of the trailer park circa 2003? *Waits for a Jalop to correct the year based on some obscure detail on the Escalade*

i just felt youve earned yourself a random vid is all.... congrats

“Do it, BBC.”

I would LOVE to see him in one of their budget car long distance tours.

YES, if nothing else it would be some super high quality entertainment.

Oh my, you better hope jezebel doesn’t come across this thread.

Which, btw, is bullshit. There’s totally sex in the champagne room. Damn Chris Rock lied to us all.

Jagwire

The name that many Americans have already known for ages: Jagwire.

tbh.. i just realized.. with brittish lectronics its never gonna run... so it cant break down to begin with;p

Sparks. Lots and lots of sparks.

Which midsize sedan would I prefer? A Chevy SS with a manual transmission.