phoneburnerelmo
PhoneBurnerElmo
phoneburnerelmo

Fuck that. I’m a proponent of reclaiming my time.

Your story about picture day was really touching. Seriously And somehow it was an better, more effective clap back than many of your more pithy witticisms.

I love Oprah, but her continuing endorsement of outright charlatans does not bode well for the quantity of shit in her body: Dr Phil, Dr Oz, that “The Secret” horseshit, etc

I read your column ‘religiously’. I don’t often agree with you, but the story you told here is so important that I had to comment on it. Your story about you mother reminds me of ‘The Widow’s two mites’ from Luke 21: 1-4. And so often that story gets used by a charlatan from the pulpit trying to squeeze the last dime

When hoteps stop spreading misinformation (like how a woman’s menstrual cycle is a sign of illness) I will stop using hotep as a pejorative. Until then, they can eat a dick about my choice of words.

Dude, either correct your bros or stop spending time with those who are incurably poisoned by toxic masculinity.

The inappropriate number of assaults is C+1, where C stands for Cosby.

I just can’t with this nigga Nipsey. He grew up in the same neighborhood as me, got fucked with relentlessly coming up because of how he looked but instead of pushing back against that bullshit, this dumb motherfucker reinforces it. Ermias, and his brother Sam, has needed his ass checked for years now. He’s just an

These dudes are so tiresome. So fragile.

Uh-huh...I keep telling people about these towns outside of Philly. Having grown up there, I KNOW what kind of separatists/Nationalists/Supremacists dwell in that state. And if you don’t encounter them, you’ll run into the all-kinds-of-other-batsh!t-craziness Amish. I hope the white woman who tried (but failed) to

I agree with you. I’m allergic to NSAIDS and can essentially only take Tylenol. It was on the chart (a very big one) in my hospital room. Please tell me why a nurse attempted to give me an NSAID, which would have resulted in anaphylactic shock? Had I been the, “Thank you, nurse!” type who didn’t question everything,

More common than you think racism in medical care. White doctors and nurses are taught that Black patients in general and Black women in particular are chronic complainers who should not be taken seriously. I put the fear of God in my doctors and nurses. When I tell them that something isn’t right they’re on it

Aside from the disgusting Mega Church Evangelist things, most Churches pay very little. I’m sure access to impressionable children was a draw for many of them.

I want to shout this comment from a mountaintop somewhere because every goddamn person needs to hear it, over and over and over again until they fucking get it.

Wait, is this one of these things triflin’-ass trolls are going to keep doing just like they keep saying Harry isn’t Charles’ (even though he looks just like him) or that Ronan isn’t Woody’s (even though he looks just like him)?

Tell that to Heather Heyer’s family.

Well, speaking as a veteran, I concede some of what you say. It is politically and socially convenient to SAY you care about veteran’s welfare, less convenient to DO something about it.

This Roseanne episode sucks.

Lotta dudes named Billy.