I get irrationally angry at Logan Paul’s hair. That ugly retro mom hair went out of style for a reason.

I can’t say I found him “one of the more likable stars”. He seemed like a self-privileged malcontent who felt he didn’t deserve to be troubled with academics because he had athletic talent and didn’t need to be practicing or performing because he was better than the competition. EMCC was just doing time for him. Now…

take your star and get the fuck out

In an election between a pedophile and a non-pedophile you can keep your both parties are the same equivocation, because the difference here is pretty obvious.

She’s doing a whole 3/4 of that dang show! They had damn well better give her everything they were giving Matt Lauer, plus a little extra on top.

Kotb, like Lester Holt, forced NBC to admit that they were way better than the trash ass white men who they covered for when those fools were dismissed or banished to the late night slot before Lockup on MSNBC. No one liked Matt Lauer, yet he kept getting paid and dragging Today Show down in the ratings and it took…

Yeah. His name is Uncle Keloid Scar.

Earlier in the year of our Lord 2017, a cousin of mine had gone on a “girls’ getaway” to the Dominican Republic. When she returned, she came back as a gotdamned centaur. She had her ass and hips done and it looks terrible.

This is a ridiculous take.

Can we stop judging ashiness? I’m in Ohio and slathering myself with shea butter and Neutrogena bath oil and vaseline on a daily basis while I run two humidifiers in my house yet I continue to dissolve into a pile of flakes.

I feel a screenplay coming on...

I only found out about PornHub while looking for a video of Hamilton.

When my 75 (at the time) year old da confessed to me that he’d made a financial mistake and he was hoping I could help him fix it without telling my ma, my heart dropped.

I read about this lady the other day, who trolled back a scammer in a genius way. She got the phone message that she won a laptop plus money and to reply with her address, phone, age, work etc.

My Grandfather was Eze (king) of my family’s village and my father is his first born son. When my grandfather died, he passed on taking over because he was a professional here in America. In Igbo culture, the “natural ruler” of each village is called Eze. The title and position evolved from a combination of…

or wire large amounts of money to someone you don’t know

Apparently, even though it’s 2017 and the Nigerian-prince email scam is as old as email and the internet itself,

I love “Where’s the letter?”

You know I love you baby, but give auntie the receipt.

Bill Maher is trash.