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PhoneBurnerElmo
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Unless you’re a grandparent saying that to a recalcitrant, teenage grandchild, you shouldn’t be asking that question.

That looks like a balaclava made of fleece? Great for winter sports, but not so much for sweatier times of the year.

I don’t understand why women have to have reasons, or worse, GIVE reasons for why they wear things.

Am I the only one getting strong troll vibes from this one?

I hate to break it to you, but women get catcalled regardless of their attire. I’ve been catcalled while wearing a formless sweatsuit that made me look like Grimace. Men catcall because it’s a gross power move, not because the woman is dressed immodestly.

Because all football players are from the ghetto and are incapable of doing anything else worth merit, right?

There aren’t many sports where “doing something not exactly the right way” means you might die as opposed to missing a jump shot, striking out, or looking foolish. If it’s that thin a line in the NFL, we’ve got a huge problem. If Michael Phelps’s fundamentals are off, he loses a race by. 05. If Roger Federer doesn’t

I knew before I ever had a son that there was no way in hell he would ever play football. In high school, I watched a classmate get tackled and have multiple vertebrae broken. It changed my view on football.

I see people say this over and over, and the only thing I can say is “so?”.

Jurors in Maricopa County, AZ

Well he was born in a town that was a uranium mine so...

Which, if you’re embarrassed to cast your vote the way you do, maybe do a little bit of reflection on why?

Yup. So many people were saying they didn’t like Trump publicly, but still voted for him. I had a coworker tell me that Republicans had an issue with Trump because he said out loud what they say in private.

They’re taking down their signs because they want to go back to being racist pedophiles in private.

Roughly 0% surprised that this happened at Princeton. Roughly 0% expecting the school administration to care in any significant, change-inducing way.

Could I be excused for thinking a guy resigning because of sexual improprieties isn’t someone who should get to tell anyone, especially voters, who to vote for?

No, still too wordy.

She literally just did all of this:

I HATE VS with a passion. Their bras SUCK and god forbid you go in there trying to find one that doesn’t have 3 inches of padding.

Their scheme went so far it doped the White House.