This is why I give VS 5 more years tops. They haven’t updated their marketing or offerings since 2004.

Did you read any of the replies to you? Like at all? That is not what happened.

Exactly. I didn’t meant it to be a pile on of OP. It’s one of the most pervasive cultural myths because huge corporations want it to be. If they can make every person who files a lawsuit seem like a spoiled whiner, maybe they can shame people injured by their greed and score their execs an extra 2 mil on their…

Alas my head is taken but Elmo Meagain sounds lovely!

Have you ever actually looked at the coffee case? The machine malfunctioned and the woman had3rd degree burns and needed skin grafts. I get that it’s fun to joke about but that woman had long lasting consequence from a corporation that chose to save a few hundred dollars over fixing a machine they knew was broken.

Eeeeexactly. Any single chance.

How dare you insult the world renowned scientist, researcher, and environmentalist. Dr Thronberry!

Hmmm you’re right. It could go either way but at the end of the day he’ll ooze his slime and slide away because he didn’t actually say it and it’s not what’s in his heart.

I’ll still get the occasional ingrown but *nothing* like shaving and only when I’m lazy about using my vitamin E oil.

Ugh they all have tea tree oil and I’m capital A allergic.

I’ve been waxing for about 4 months and while I do love it and will never shave again, I can’t seem to get my hair on the same growth cycle. I was told it would take 3 waxes and it’s been 4 and I am not happy. Anyone have thoughts?

The only thing in Capone’s vault was Geraldo Rivera’s dignity. He left it there so it wouldn’t be so empty.

White people love that loop hole.

I get it. My dog isn’t a dog person either. They’re too overwhelming and want to play with her and she gets mad at me when I stop to pet them. She’s getting better in her dotage though.

He’ll repeat someone else who said it and then the major networks will spend exactly 3 media cycles deciding if it counts because he was just quoting someone else.

VS shuttered several of its lines/offerings. They’re struggling from a failure to adapt. I give this fashion show 2 more years tops.

Trying to parse and categorize her exact dna feels very eugenics-y. She’s said her peice and I think we should all just respect it.

Corgis tend to like everyone but I still trust them.

Always trust the dogs. They know.

Black princess! 👸🏽