Fuck Baylor.

Love, love, love Texas World. I go out there whenever I can. Signed my fiancé up to race his motorcycle out there in 2015 so he could say he raced it.

somewhat molested, and far from you

And their God is Bruco the Monolithic Dome Caterpillar.

[Obligatory Red October Joke]

If you’re familiar with the game it makes perfect sense. If someone with the username/gamertag PhoenixNFA, playing the character Reinhardt, announces to his team the status of his ultimate ability (which charges up over time) when it’s at zero percent, that is the text that will appear on everyone’s screen.

Congratulations, Mr. Reinhardt (PhoenixNFA): My Ultimate (Earthshatter) is charging! 0%, on COTD! I would like to gift you with a Mitsu whenever she finishes reading Wikipedia’s Mitsubishi page.