Can someone hurry up and invent a time machine already, so I can just go back to the 70's, 80's and 90's and watch it before BF messed it up?
(Of course, I’d also have to cheat a bit and interfere with the last lap of the 2001 Daytona 500, just ‘cause....)

Just below....

My favorite is polar vortex panics as if it’s some arctic tornado. I’s just an air mass that is literallt ALWAYS there, just not always so far south.

FYI, Only The Weather Channel names winter storms. No one else.

Never forget: Baylor is a Christian University.

But my heart keeps calling me backwards
As I get on the 707
Ridin’ high I got tears in my eyes
You know you got to go through hell
Before you get to heaven

I went shopping for a pony car in 2013. I had ruled out the Camaro because of the pillbox windows, had already test driven a Mustang, and was going to look at SRT8 Challengers. I’m walking out of the store after finding none on the floor and a flatbed is bringing in a 13 Grand Cherokee. He pulls me aside and goes…

I’ve seen a few Hellion kits, never been really impressed.

Funny thing is if this wasn’t s white person your type would have yelled “THIS WOULD NEVER HAPPEN TO A WHITE PERSON!” But of course, since it did, you can always (and did) fall back to “THIS WOULD HAVE BEEN MUCH WORSE IF IT HADN’T BEEN A WHITE PERSON!”

RACISM CARD DEPLOYED. ADD 100 GAWKER POINTS. YOU HAVE ATTAINED SJW LEVEL 5.

Thats Bad ass.

No promises. Just ask my wife.

The Mustang/Cars and Coffee references are getting old.

I just hope Hellion is better than they used to be at actually shipping kits. Otherwise plan on a year lead time...

If GTA V has taught me anything, they stole $3.7 million worth of stuff, but everybody but the leader will get about $100k each, with the leader taking 93% of the cut.

Wouldn’t be the first time in Waco.

His name is Jason Pierre Paw.

Meanwhile with that long ride to the flag his team got scored on and hes not helping them. Yeah he scored a point and its impressive, but what about the rest of the match? If they had even one defender this wouldn’t have been viable.

You know this is staged because the opposing team has neither the mandatory Torb nor Symmetra guarding the flag.

#STANCENATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!