Silly rabbits, just slip the clutch to make up the difference

and i agree. i dont agree with the ban at all. im a libertarian at heart. everyone just mind their own damn business. i want to do gay burnouts with an M16 and high as fuck, I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA

and the fact that they do in greater numbers while being less numerous in america than firearms shows that there are more irresponsible people driving every day rather than people who own firearms legally.

thats also not what the second amendment was written for. my point is, our society today has their priorities all screwed up.

that is not what regulated meant in 1787. my point is, our society today has their priorities all screwed up.

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Good. That is a place I will happily avoid.

Guilty as charged.

My son, who is 1.5 years old, sits in the back seat in his carseat. So yeah, this sucks to hear. Thankfully it seemed like the seatbelts were the biggest problem, and his carseat is anchored without use of the belts.

I’d do that!

I like the way you think.

Every time you write an article like this and cry “plagiarism” ... even in jest ... where there is none, you strengthen the opposition. It allows them to go, “See ... fake news” and encourage people to ignore anything said about the President, even when it’s true.

im honored. deeply honored. thanks Jalopnik, thanks justin, thanks $kay!

Well, you didn’t turn to stone or were driven to madness, so I’m guessing you didn’t make eye contact.

At least you guys are close to West, TX, and some of the best kolaches I’ve ever had.

Plano is just about as bad, actually. People don’t realize it’s not as bougie as it used to be, so it all gets lumped in under the same umbrella. Maybe I could say Mesquite...

In older models (particularly the 1947 Deluxe Gas Princess) it can be used as a foot soaking tub. Since, as a woman, you’d be spending most of your time in front of it.

2016 is calling and it wants its joke back...