It’s cool how it conveniently broke down inside a showroom.

We need more John Davis. It was happening for a while , but then it just faded off.

It actually worked just fine until some retard drove into the pipeline with a tractor.

SC2K reference for the win!

Still waiting for my arcologies to show up.

My brain lit up like “Holy shit, are people this impatient with Kevin Durant” Then I skipped the video because it had an ad.

I knew he should have gone to the Celtics! The pressure would be way less in Boston.

If she was a true Texan it would’ve been written as “y’all’d like to know”

Only a professional super-soft wash will do:

There should be a Jerry Reed GPS voice if there isn’t already. “If you make another wrong turn, you might end up at Amos Moses’ house”

Also run from cops, start some bar fights, pick up a runaway bride, grab a Diablo sandwich at the choke and puke, and get some shuteye.

I was just thinking about how that movie would be a lot less fun without Jerry Reed driving the rig.

“Yeah, but let’s see them make it from Texarkana to Atlanta in less than 28 hours.”

LOL. I have a cat named Portia and she likes playing with her toy Porsche!

Check air pressure too

People are going to complain but it made me laugh.

Missed opportunity... Should’ve called it Nintendo sWiitch!

Pre-Paid Funeral... checked

I love Uncle Joe. He does everything full-tilt boogie, like there’s a Joe Biden-shaped hole in the wall. I wish he had decided to run again.

I sense a serpentine belt repair in his future...