Only a professional super-soft wash will do:

There should be a Jerry Reed GPS voice if there isn’t already. “If you make another wrong turn, you might end up at Amos Moses’ house”

Also run from cops, start some bar fights, pick up a runaway bride, grab a Diablo sandwich at the choke and puke, and get some shuteye.

I was just thinking about how that movie would be a lot less fun without Jerry Reed driving the rig.

“Yeah, but let’s see them make it from Texarkana to Atlanta in less than 28 hours.”

LOL. I have a cat named Portia and she likes playing with her toy Porsche!

Check air pressure too

People are going to complain but it made me laugh.

Missed opportunity... Should’ve called it Nintendo sWiitch!

Pre-Paid Funeral... checked

I love Uncle Joe. He does everything full-tilt boogie, like there’s a Joe Biden-shaped hole in the wall. I wish he had decided to run again.

I sense a serpentine belt repair in his future...

How do they compare to something like buccees?

April of this year—the beginning of the baseball season—Indians owner Paul Dolan said the team would move away from using the demeaning depiction of a supposed Native American, instead making the block-letter “C” the team’s primary logo.

The gorilla is gone...sad day.

1425 Washington Ave. in Waco?

For everybody else. RTCTTFMF = radial tire cars to the front, mother fuckers. It’s a thing.

Blaming the car instead of the dick driver is the dick move I’ve come to expect from a dick editor. dick

Makes you wonder why Beetle sales fell of, doesn’t it?

Can they also stop manufacturing the guys that drive these things with one hand at 12 and the other resting on the shifter (extra points if automatic).