That’s because the length and width regulations for Kei cars haven’t changed.

I hate election years. You crazies have to make a statement with every sentence.

If you've never been to New Caney, you wouldn't understand. Old Caney must have been one hell of a shitshow.

Always been a fan of the KB tornado siren wail :)

That’s good power on moderate pulley. This current gen mustang is quite possibly my favorite of them all. I’m glad that Guigiaro helped set that in motion years ago with their concept.

Yep, kolache. Texas has tons of them of all different shapes and sizes. Extremely durable. As for # of inner chambers, no. Just buy multiple kolaches from the ulimited number of flavors. Jalepeno Popper, Italian meatball, BEC, or the truest, purest form, sausage & cheese. Ate a Boudin Sausage one from a Thai donut…

You invented a Kolache?

“When washing, use a circular motion”

Flat-plane crank: the sound, the revs, the fire.

Kitchen sink: [falls off, shatters]

Jokes on you! I made that up. Cincinnati chili is still grody.

bumbum, bumbumbum, bum

Stef. I am disappointed in your reporting. Was the taco okay?!

I’ll anxiously await the good-natured fluff piece about Mike Pence. Should be happening any minute now.

Here lies Jalopnik

Extended GT production will start the same week HL3 comes out.......

Giant Meteor/Supervolcano 2016: All-encompassing ash clouds you can believe in.

I can’t take it anymore. Please... enough with the damn Pokemon.

Seriously; that was the best part of the whole review.