Waco. At the time, had no idea what was going on, but I remember seeing the compound go up in flames on TV.

Crexit? Crexit.

He then jumped into his Lambo, yelled, “Lexit!” and promptly crashed into a wall - that absolutely everyone saw was there all along - massively depreciating the car’s value.

Only after you blow it up racing an Evo.

My favorites included:

This is the best reviewed-named-after-its-underlying-Word-document that I have ever read!

Hot take: Boobs

And none of its sequels—not even Tokyo Drift, which may in fact be the greatest film of all time—can match its resonance.

I spelled mine “subarpoop” to throw people off.

I bet $kaycog can’t find a picture of a girl on an Internet forum. Because girls don’t exist on the Internet.

same. freaking same.

That, right there, is marketing at its finest.

Saw this. Got out iPhone. Bought book.

Pictured: Systems Admin

Congratulations, Mr. UC0079, on COTD! I would like to gift you with a Fiata Miata Whatever which this lovely lady will deliver as soon as she finishes her bath.

I think their greatest failing was the neuvo R8. It’s their halo car, and they killed the sideblade - it’s most unique trait - in favor of a more bland, less outstanding vent.

It’s actually pretty impressive that he has the time to write hot takes AND be every science teacher I ever had.

Small time Timmy Jim.