phoenixhawk
PhoenixHawk
phoenixhawk

Back when dinosaurs roamed the earth, there were specific books for each class with extra character options and tools. They were thin and softcover. They were also frequently a mess of strange, underpowered options that no one wanted to use and some really overpowered stuff that would get a lot of eyerolls and an

And I don’t even have to buy her dinner!

I have heard several Devil’s Advocate arguments that are causing me to reexamine (note: not fully reverse) my sympathies for Hellena Taylor.

I prefer a small thermonuclear weapon. Open the can and cook the contents with one shot!

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AAAAAAAAAH HEY UHHHUUUHHHHH PANT WHEEZE OH MY GOD HUH HUH PANT

Ahem. A settlement needs our help. Just a minute, got a stitch from all the running. Oof. Here, I’ll put it on your map. Wait, why are you picking that up? Don’t waste your time with trash.

Maybe not the actual Preston Garvey, but what about a synth duplicate?

Do not underestimate Preston Garvey’s ability to inform you THAT ANOTHER SETTLEMENT NEEDS YOUR HELP! HERE, I’LL MARK IT ON YOUR MAP!

Vault 32 has never been mentioned in a Fallout game before. There’s Vault 34 that was in Fallout New Vegas. Generally double digit vaults have been on the west coast and triple digit vaults have been on the east, so Vault 32 being North or East of Vegas is certainly possible

Right! That chick Suze Orman will always be critical of whatever you have saved. Fuck her!!

Yeach right you put all your money in a bank and the bank will slowly train all my money that I'm trying to save yeah right

Or build yourself a Hall of Doom replica home.

Trashy statement, but I’ll allow it.

What, “towards your enemies” is somehow considered bad form these days or something?  

I wear one in my house when I am by myself along with my 4 masks, don’t want to infect myself!

Absolutely but you will still need to wear 4 masks at the same time.

Yeah I got my $1400 like a week after the giveout started and got the letter a month later.

“In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.” - Terry Pratchett