When the thought, “waiting for the right time to break it to the internet” crosses your mind, it’s a powerful sign that you have made poor life choices.

That’s crispy no?

Take your stupid star and get out.

It never fails to amaze how sports leagues are capable of swift, decisive action when the purpose is to be a bunch of dickbags.

Pretty wild that Stormfront can’t find a single fucking grammar nazi.

Yes - basically underwear was two separate sort of sleeves, one for each leg, that tied around the waist and were open in the middle. Eventually they added buttons to fasten them — still open between the legs.

Your gif has an old man checking the grass on the field, but does he need to go down like that?

Look, I love Canada. They’re awesome. That being said, it’s not like they don’t have electoral issues from time to time.

“We can’t go to North Carolina. They’re socially backwards and perverted for their stance on what goes on in the bathroom. Let’s go the Penn State.”

In 2000, I lived close enough to the border to get Canadian coverage over the air. With the games in Sydney, that meant seeing events nearly a day before NBC scrambled and regurgitated them. Also meant not hearing dead relative and ‘redemption’ storylines pouring from NBC’s Dept of Schmaltz.

You’d think Michael J. Fox would have better things to capture on Vine.