This looked like an Onion article.

So, a baseline human couple produced offspring with an altered genetic structure...and that’s not regarded as mutation?

Reed looks kinda Vanu.

Hey, remember that time we were ordered by Soviet high command to kill an entire civilian town because some of them might have been traitors?

I saw someone kill Toriel in an LP. It scarred me psychologically.

I’ll just leave this here.

This should be illegal.

Which would make sense if that product was a static object, but not an ongoing service that requires consistent support.

A monopoly doesn’t necessarily require 100% of the market share. For example, corporations in the UK are classed as having monopoly power when they reach 25% of the market share.

Whatever his intentiobs, treating this as anything other than a crime would have set a really bad precedent.

I agree. Compensating for the ridiculous lag requires a lot of skill.

I’m fine with the infantry damage, even the anti-shield aspect, but how on Earth did they ever think that giving a sniper rifle such potent anti-tank capability was ever going to balanced?

Yeah, until the Cyclers annihilate the emplacements because they’re overpowered monsters.

It’s because people don’t use enough Ion Grenades.

Not sure if this counts as a win or a fail, but at the end of one match where we as the Rebels lost, our entire team received points awarded for bringing down six AT-AT’s.

My favourite moment so far was seeing Luke Skywalker attack our AT-AT, only for it to squish him.

Yeah. Inexplicably attempting to redefine existing words rather than using the correct terms.

Yeah, but this means it’s substantially easier to get the resources together to build nukes. Losing one won’t be that much of an issue.

Doesn’t this completely fuck up the plans on those anti-nuke activists on Reddit.