Brick. The other fire-resistant building material.

My Episcopal priest mother would agree with you. She was a devout Christian, but insisted that we learn ethical principles to guide us rather than moral rules. And the Jesus she believed in reflected her fundamentally progressive values.

As some other posters have mentioned, not all Christians (really) are…

Because my voice deserves to be heard as well. So yes, #notallchristians with ZERO shame. I'll #notallchristians all day erry day.

The shame in Spain falls mainly on their domain

Now, Kickstarter isn't a place to buy things. It's not an investment opportunity. It's a place to gamble on helping creators bring their visions for future projects into reality, and sometimes those visions can shift dramatically. That is something everyone should know going into crowdfunding.

Someone should tell that dude about microsoft paint.

The enemy is "the public" in any job. Restaurants hate diners. Shopping stores hate shoppers. Cops hate people. Teachers hate students. Writers hate commenters. Doctors hate patients. Everyone hates stupid, and loves to pretend that they're not.

Thank you! I was pissed off about racism, but then I scrolled down to be reminded of the majestic narwhal! It made me happy :)

And I'm tired of rich people (minority) running this country too.

How shrewd of the Obamas to adopt daughters who look exactly like them.

Improved support from accessible tech providers.

No more UEFI!!!!

One where the term "female" and "cum dumpster" are interchangeable, apparently. I'm a straight dude and this list offends the hell out of me.

Here's Hulk's maître d' enforcing the 'dress code.'

NO oversized or excessive jewelry

Oh, does that mean he's going to recreate the views outside of the windows as well? Lets see... There was the whore house across the road and one house to the right, the drug dealer next door, the other drug dealer across the road and one house to the left...

My childhood bedroom television contained a 13inch black…

Can you Google Shopping Express an Amazon Prime Membership?

Awesome Drew. LOLZ!

Hold up. "Sent from My iPhone" is legit for a few reasons:

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