Sir.

I know the names are the same, but I am not at all sure this ain’t a burner account.

As my mom would say

Me too. If I can’t find anything else good on TV, I will always revert to re-watching The Wire. From the beginning. Lol.

I love The Wire. Season 4 will always be the best. We can debate, but you’ll be wrong.

Look. I knew my “Something like a boo” was one day going to make the move to “thisclose to a boo” when he introduced me to the greatness that was this video (because I already knew about the song) and THEN spent hours helping me learn that shoulder pop so we could recreate the video during a snowstorm.

Yeaaaaa....

BRUH. I’m in NoVA, but I. Will. Make. The. Drive!!!!! And I will bring a side. Which will probably be a bottle of drank because I’m preparing to be THAT auntie. But still, I’m not gonna show up empty handed. Can I come through????? Please?

Lol.

I really really really adore you. I am soooooo thankful that you’re writing this series and being intentionally deliberate and explicit in detailing every asset of your struggles. I mentioned before briefly why I don’t take medications even though I REALLY think I need them and you offered words of encouragement to me…

“10. Sharon Reed’s prayer hands of death, placed in prime “smack a silly white girl, but with Jesus” formation.”

As I wrote in my recap, “I can finally die now. If I had a bucket list, I could finally check something off of it because I got to see Shawn Corey Carter live in performance last night”

Full disclosure:

LOL.

No, but for real.

I LOVE that place.

“I eventually forgave Nas for Nastradamus, so I think I’ll be able to forgive you for your awkward punctuation.”

The only thing and I mean ONLY thing missing was a good ‘Nayhoo’. But it’s still 10/10. That would have been the icing on the cake I was eating to cover up my tears

That last part about how ‘WE’ met Oprah?

That’s like saying since R Kelly is now messing with girls over 18, maybe he’s really not a pedophile anymore.