Never Forget.

And dont forget where that came from.

Am I doing this right?

Don’t forget where all those came from....either....

Is there any concrete evidence as to who was at fault?

Hey, if a rape is “legitimate,” the female body has a way of shutting the whole thing down.

I bet you Obama would go to Trump’s funeral if it was held on a sinking ship.

It’s hard to beat a 2007-2008 Maserati Quattroporte with a proper ZF automatic transmission. Less than $30k for a car that originally stickered for over $110k, and still looks and sounds amazing nearly a decade later. As soon as I have the means, I will acquire one for myself. Here is a nice example:

What if you discover that the goat is your true love?

Caitlyn Jenner SHOULD get more shit for her beliefs than her gender identity, since her beliefs are stupid, and she had basically nothing to do with being trans. So, yay, if that’s the way it’s going down for her.

How dense must the M2 be?

that pic is seizure-inducing

Doug, my wife and I visited Stowe last summer and loved it so much we bought lake property there. And we live near the water in San Diego! We will be in Stowe this weekend! Might be tough to find a hotel, you cannot stay in our room.

Wait, so did she know yet? Also, as a newly pregnant, WTF does being stuffed crust pizza do to one’s heartbeat?!

O.K., that’s white like a Benjamin Moore ceiling paint samples brochure.

Fun fact: Abortion is 100% illegal in El Salvador. Not even for the health of the mother or the baby or in the case of rape and incest.

I’d be mad if I paid for first class and got moved to coach too.

Ford, you’re getting closer! Almost there. Angrier, lower, stoppy-er and a bit more power.

You can't afford the payments, so you're trying to trade it in for a used Kia with a more manageable price?