Releaving usually doesn’t start until spring.
Phlegminglib
phlegminglib
Don’t forget his heroic self-circumcision with paperclip!
Then, he stabbed his would be baby-mugger on the way home from the hospital, before befriending him and asking him to be his godfather. (Allegedly.)
What really happened is that the carjacker was actually the valet guy, the gas station was a restaurant and the only reason Ben Carson ran after him was because he left his wallet in the car.
Ben Carson delivered himself as a baby. He even snipped his own umbilical cord. Fact.
“which put a full terabyte of speedy flash-based storage inside a credit card-sized housing, could eventually see capacities of up to 16GB in a few years.”
“The rocket was carefully transported to a hanger near launch complex 39A.”
It went “full hoverboard.”
Double check the headline
You’ll notice the skin color, and the lack of white.
from this huffpost (ugh I know) article about 3 UN workers coming to america to assess gender inequality:
Someone/ones needs to follow protesters around with signs that say “This person is a terrorist.”
My neighbors are vehement protestors. Did they help during my high risk pregnancy? Nope. Take my poor kids to the park to run when I couldn't? Cook a meal?? BIG NO. Did my pro choice neighbor come take out my garbage and rough house with my boys and do my dishes? YES.
“Even though they put themselves in harm’s way.”
What about cutting a corner too close at the mall and getting the inside back wheel up on the sidewalk? Does that count as “off-roading.?”
Up to your old Excalibur tricks again, eh, Centauri?
Those bastards, putting out endless content for you to read for free but not exactly what you want to read!
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It’s an older joke, sir, but it checks out.