phlegminglib
Phlegminglib
phlegminglib

Base curb weight for the Landy is: 3,845

Actually, probably more like 45 for alcoholism, 55 for heroin addiction, and 65 if she uses meth.

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I see your Porsche and raise you an Audi R8 V10.

One headline for two different sections of the news paper.

Fixed it! (You knew this was coming.)

The thing that has me scratching my head (not really, I know why) is that, if homosexuality is a choice, as I'm sure this woman and her supporters believe, then why does conversion therapy even need to be a thing ? You can choose to be a cab driver, but if you want to change careers and become a bartender, you don't

Fox management to employees: "Try not to do anything that would end up on Jalopnik. Shit. Too late."

Never has a person's face so perfectly matched their soul.

I just can't understand a Christian whose knowledge and view of their religion is so off-kilter that they think it was OK for Jesus to invite a prostitute to have dinner with him but that it is NOT OK for you to even sell a gay person a fucking cake.

Um no, the best Maxima was the 1988 Omega Maxima - it had a bodykit from the factory.

He's a soldier. This is how he was trained to kill. This is how you dehumanize the enemy. These are the leftovers of the man after war.

I'm sure this will Qwell all the drama.

Don't be ashamed of your love Greg. Embrace it. Let the love flow through you.

I have also transformed the way I work on my car.

Am I the only one who thinks that it looks like Goodell pissed his pants in that picture?

Don't phase it out, just drop the price 5k, then drop the price of the Fiesta ST 5k.

Do BMW owners enjoy having their cars lie to them? Or is denial just a river in Egypt?

A watch is a must and wedding ring if you're married. That's it.