Kirk Cameron's "Saving Christmas."

Base curb weight for the Landy is: 3,845

Actually, probably more like 45 for alcoholism, 55 for heroin addiction, and 65 if she uses meth.

I see your Porsche and raise you an Audi R8 V10.

Are you cruising for dates?

Uncensored version or it didn't happen.

And lo, the Lord did look upon their works, and he did decree "thou can fix it in post!"

No matter what I do with the slider Christian Bale is still white!

It's amazing how all the Black people disappeared so seamlessly.

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One headline for two different sections of the news paper.

Riigth. Pass on the savings? More likely they'll pass on the extra revenue in to their stock holders and exectutives pockets.

What this "bold" guy is forgetting is that you need google's army of lawyers and millions of $ to keep android alive with all the patent trolls and other mega-corporations holding hundreds of patents just waiting to sue you.

Fixed it! (You knew this was coming.)

The thing that has me scratching my head (not really, I know why) is that, if homosexuality is a choice, as I'm sure this woman and her supporters believe, then why does conversion therapy even need to be a thing ? You can choose to be a cab driver, but if you want to change careers and become a bartender, you don't…

Fox management to employees: "Try not to do anything that would end up on Jalopnik. Shit. Too late."

Never has a person's face so perfectly matched their soul.

I just can't understand a Christian whose knowledge and view of their religion is so off-kilter that they think it was OK for Jesus to invite a prostitute to have dinner with him but that it is NOT OK for you to even sell a gay person a fucking cake.

We've known all along that Vulcan blood is copper-based — but "Amok Time" established that Vulcans can actually thrive in thinner, less oxygen-rich air than humans. So much for chemistry.