self-destructing mobile-only video teaser.

Everyone has done it for a reason....

Why are we as women obliged to mother anything?

We all know who gave Corning the glass breakthrough.

she is just really dumb.

Well, that's one way to tailgate

This is absolutely disgusting.

I'm biased because I live here / am from here...

Otters are nature's stuffed animal. Did you know they HOLD HANDS when they sleep so they don't float away from each other?

Aaaaahhhhh! So cute! The Shedd is an awesome place.

"Get yer stinkin' paws off my people, you damn dirty Pharaoh!"

You Maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!

Charlton Heston blows up the Death Star at the end.

Light spoilers ahead.

"Can I purchase nearly any gun I want with minimal to no background check?"
"Oh of course!"
"Can I import a new vehicle from a country with comparable safety standards to the USA?"
"ARE YOU INSANE?! THAT'S INCREDIBLY DANGEROUS"

Yeah that makes sense America.

BMW: We build excitement.

Weird, I must of had the prototype model in high school.

"That's not my hand, sir."

I say stick to space stuff, which promotes the continued survival 0f our species, and not it's demise.

Secret footage of it in action: