Is leasing a pre-owned vehicle a thing? Let’s say I want to drive a Porsche or BMW on the weekends while I daily my GTI, would a low-mileage lease for a couple of years of fun weekends be cost effective vs. actual ownership?

You’ve never heard of the EMTALA that Reagan signed in the 80s? When America’s homeless overdose, they get free treatments on the backs of all of us as well.

You win Internet today. This is awesome.

There’s a reason why in Fengshui, a house that is sitting in middle of the T section is considered the worst of the worst Fengshui faux pas.

Exactly. The Chinese have a damned long memory, and still bitches about the time when us Yanks and 7 other countries attacked, pillaged, and raped for days in Beijing, and that was over a hundred years ago.

Government =/= for profit company. Not sure why people keep comparing their personal experience in the private sector as if it’ll translate to the public sector.

I plan to give my MK7 GTI to my son in 4 years or so.

I thought Model 3 was the size of Altima/Camry/Accord? Or is it more along the lines of Jetta/Civic/Sentra?

You know what we need? We need legislation that requires proof of insurance and licensing individuals who have proven to the public that they are able to responsibly own and operate firearms. You know, like car ownership.

Totally with you. If minorities, LGBTQ and other liberal groups would just start embracing gun culture like the confederate flag waving white folks...

Inflamed boil on the ass of the Bay Area is Gilroy, which wasn’t even part of the Bay Area when I was growing up but is now considered a burb...ugh.

I grew up in a mixed Cathoic/Mormon family (oh boy) and came to the conclusion that I was either an atheist or agnostic when I turned 18. I’m raising my kids to be *respecting agnostic* - meaning that while we don’t believe the earth is 5,000 years old and Jesus walked with the dinosaurs, we don’t make fun of those…

Was that a single footed dorifto that baby initiated?

Starred. This is why I stopped visiting Autoblog. It used to be Autoblog and then Jalopnik, now it’s just Jalopnik.

I wished I could have told my younger self to buy a CRX instead of the terrible car I ended up with instead.

Dude, she’s gonna call herself Valerie in school. You just wait.

There’s one regulation that Trump can remove and I will be happy with: the stupid 25-year import rule.

Nope. T-Mobile $30/month 5GB data, 100 voice.

Since 2012 I’ve bought 4 cars (sold/returned 3)...so yeah I have issues too >_<

As a father, I saw the body language of the dad and just cried. OMFG how horrible is that?