...or Magnum P.I., Greatest American Hero, A Team, any of those shows from that era had great music to dog trot to.

I was wondering why Paul Simon's picture was on this post.

Yeah, I went to my 5th and 10th reunions and damned if there weren't a bunch of people I went to high school with. Nope, nope, nope, will not be going back anytime soon.

It's actually pretty likely that no one their age has any idea who Dan Jenkins is. It's been decades since he wrote "Semi Tough". That being said, it was satire. He's like the modern Ambrose Bierce of the sports world.

Imagine how it will be for UK fans; we WILL have to listen to it all season long. Oh well, we'll just buy the "Platoon" t-shirts and keep on keepin' on.

I recommend taking a small drink first and getting things moistened, then pop the pills with another, bigger drink. Definitely helps the medicine go down.

What happens in marriage stays in marriage.

Here is the mission statement of Kentucky Sports Radio:

Spiderman from the rafters!

I only have one eye that works and all it saw was "Patti LaBelle Dies" and I nearly soiled myself. We just lost Jack, not ready for another one so soon.

The docs got Greta's eyes better but Bruce's skin is much smoother. I'm calling it a draw.

Am I the only one that remembers "Dick and Jane"? Jeez, talk about boring. What the hell, I learned to read in a hospital waiting room with that book but, damn, it was boring.

Pretendian - Sorry, I love that.

Literature is expansive; it requires you to look at issues/situations through different filters so that you must go outside yourself to understand what is written. That doesn't mean that you can't and shouldn't process it through your own filters and compare your perspective with that of the author. If you do this…

I think he works for the Associated Press.

Opera at 13, seriously? It is so much more than music, it is an amalgamation of multiple art forms including voice, instrument, fashion, artisan-ship, drama, comedy...damn, #13, so depressed.

For what it's worth, there is more than one AASHTO "Bible" unless that has changed since my bible-time. Different road types, different bible. A 10-ft lane in the city would allow for bike lanes, in many cases, and still provide safety. If large trucks are involved, however, that won't work.

Malory Archer

Am I the only one that thinks it's strange that a guy was videoing in the men's room?