Too bad there wasn't an SEC football game in the area at the same time. A gaggle of drunk sorority girls could have dusted these fools in about twenty seconds.

Wonder what the revised curricula take on Matewan would be?

Got to agree, Rafael is a train wreck. If his temper doesn't get him into trouble he will douche it up another way.

Can you seriously get a degree in theology and engineering at MIT? That's some diverse stuff there. Should it have been Theological Engineering? Engineering Theology? Or is it possibly more than one degree? I are a engineer, just wonderin'.

Sitting here thinking, maybe they need "adult" minders for these greek organizations then I remember the "house mother" of the frat I was in for about a week. She was a raging alcoholic so...anything goes, I guess, when the fox is running the roosterhouse.

I can safely say that there is no possible way that that scene was worse than I thought it was...no.possible.way!

Robist? Rober? Robologist? Robot? Robemeister? What is gender neutral for "robe man"?

Wait, fat women joke on men who are bald? Evil women, hateful women...

That really is a shame. Perhaps if you tried "Tortilla Flat" it would perk you up a bit. It was actually the first Steinbeck I read and completely revised my preconceptions about him. Also read "Travels with Charley" which is accessible and is a lens into a different time in US history from Steinbeck's rather…

I was coaching softball one summer when one of the books came out. The day they began UPS delivery we barely had enough girls to start the first game of the evening. The Harry Potter fans began arriving by ones and twos after they got their books and they took them into the dugout and read when their teams were…

It was Robert Jordan, not Robert Mitchum, if I'm not mistaken.

I started having memory problems around the second Goldwater administration. My wife can't even remember the second Goldwater administration so I don't give her memories much credence when we have a difference of opinion.

Guarantee that if I go to an NFL game, I'd be the guy that the whole crowd lands on after the fight gets going good. NFL, nyet.

They make special suits to protect people from exposure to things like ebola and management.

Yeah, I would have majored in Literature Science if my school had offered it. I had to get a shitty degree in engineering. Wow, just think, Literature Engineering...man I could make that work...except getting a job in football.

I was sitting here trying to figure out how one can go to college for several years and learn nothing...then I realize that he's not really going to college, he's going to "athletic department" and, obviously, the athletic department hasn't learned anything in the last several decades so why expect the athletes to. …

I give myself a haircut every morning...in the shower. I go through about six blades per month but my head is always like new.

This is an interesting topic and I applaud the concept. With the late spate of intimate pictures and videos that are making it into the wild I asked my 20-year old son if that stuff is going on in our small town. His reply, "Yeah, it starts when kids are in the 7th grade." Hmm, makes me think we need to start this…

When asked for a comment, George Takei stated, "OH MY!"

I think my exact words were, "Son, if I find out you've mistreated a young woman, I.WILL.FUCK.YOU.UP. So far, so good.