If we’re recommending Hanukkah productions, don’t watch Eight Crazy Nights—watch the “Rugrats Chanukah” special instead. It’s far better, and gets to the actual origins of the holiday in an informative, entertaining way. Do the same for their Passover special when the time comes.

OK, School of Chocolate on Netflix was pretty wild. Some of the artistry that went into their desserts was just unbelievable. If I was in that competition though, I would never want to eat, smell or otherwise be in the same room as chocolate ever again (I used to share kitchen space with a small chocolatier and it’s…

The Nine Kittens Of Christmas starring Brandn Routh premiered on Thanksgiving but you waited until now to tell us about it?

I want them to make Egwene the Dragon Reborn so I can watch some nerds spontaneously combust. Also, I like that actress. 

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Yeah, the thing with Perrin’s wife was a big WTF moment. Although perhaps that kind of trauma is the only way to explain him falling for someone as detestable as his future wife. I thought giving Moiraine that wound was questionable. I see why they did it, to show Nynaeve’s skill as Wisdom, but the last thing the show…

So you can really go either direction to get there!

Interesting but trivial detail: the events in The Wheel of Time occur in Earth’s distant future, but that future will eventually become the past, because time is a wheel, etc.

Dushku’s been through the ringer. That comment is especially telling given what happened to her on True Lies, though maybe that was so beyond the pale it doesn’t even count. 

“This was beyond anything I had experienced in my 30-year career.”

Pine. The Hollywood Chris in that movie was Chris Pine. 

“Blahblah fuck the rich.”

Did you read beyond the headline or nah?

Disney+ just added one fifth the subscribers they were projecting, so maybe that entirely magical 300M projection isn’t as compelling as you think?

I will say this about the Supergirl run — Benoist was either the best-cast actor on all of the DC CW shows, or is an amazing talent, or both. Long after her supporting characters and plot arcs became cringingly dumb, I kept coming back for her solid performances. She could’ve carried a movie franchise instead — she is…

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I remember back in the early days of the Horror, a younger, more naive me thought, “We just have to survive as best we can until a vaccine is developed. Then everyone will rush to get it and the world can start to heal again.” I honestly did not see this deluge of anti-vax nonsense coming. I should have, but didn’t.

So glad to see an actress resisting the industry pressures to keep working, and instead rely on medical wisdom to care for her body. Now to take a gigantic sip of coffee as I google this rising star

So weird how every time I hear someone bitching about being canceled, they happen to be rich and privileged and they communicate about this cancellation via their enormous and uncensored media presence.

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