Okay, but who is streaming the last three twilight movies, the 50 shades portion?

My favorite thing about this article is a (I hope paid) black actor telling me that Biden would somehow be worse for me if I don’t want the police to murder me and be pardoned for it than Trump, in the paid ads.  What a treat.

I contributed to the box office* by taking my kid to see The Nightmare Before Christmas at the drive-in for an early birthday gift.  It was cold. I've seen it enough to know the beginning kind of by heart but minutes 40-60 I'm usually messing around on my phone. It was like seeing that section for the first time!

I think the relatively shorter lifespan of many series on Netflix and other streaming services reflects that it's not necessary to have a series that extends forever.  Certainly Netflix seems to prefer the cheaper fiest contracts than the renewal costs that skyrocketed shows like Friends et al to a million dollars per…

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Heye, I was able to watch half an episode of Dickinson.

Just amazed that this movie provided a pandemic safe way for reviewers to see it and some others did not.

I watched Hubie Halloween. I checked and it was more than 30 minutes before I laughed out loud for the first time. I still finished it.

I managed to make it almost half an hour before laughing out loud, but I also thought "hey, it's nice that [actor from another Happy Madison production] showed up instead of "is them showing up the joke?"  The comedy was enough that I didnt think that much about the mechanics of some of the mean spirited acts during…

My brain kept reading that as John Hannah and I kept mentally yelling "fuck yeah" before realizing that is not what's happening. 

Having not followed his Covid diagnosis closely, it might just be prudent thinking to pull it and give themselves freedom to tackle it when the face of the picture has had a chance to recover.

Was Spontaneous good? Or at least funny? I laughed at the trailer.

I was mildly interested in watching it based on the trailer (so good job, marketing folks) but the idea that they fail to execute this dystopian promise seems like a shame. I guess I'm still searching for a pleasant diversion from my real dystopia.

A lot of people don’t care is correct. That those people are enough to sustain industries relying on consumer spending is unrealistic. Disney World is open, and Florida isn’t trying to restrict people showing up. Many of the kinds of folks who don’t give a damn about social distancing think Covid is a mild head cold…

I donated platelets yesterday (a lengthy, mostly non-smoking process) so I watched the first group fight of The Defenders from Netflix’s now dead Marvel TV universe, three episodes of season one of The Good Place, and three episodes of season two of Community.

I'm aware of no provision that would prevent him from getting his former presidential pay, if he were to live for multiple decades. I don't want him to be a burden on our system like that.

The party of fiscal responsibility manages to fuck up spending money successfully, but has definitely spent this money somehow.

I know enough people who liked the 100 that I kind of wanted to watch some of it, but man, 3 seasons of a show is my limit these days, especially if I’m binging something older.

I think I would be more annoyed if it weren't for the streaming service with the most frustrating interface to begin with.

I watched Enola Holmes and it was fine, but the lack of detecting by Enola or pugilism by Sherlock were both jarring.