I wonder how many Stalin bases he has this year?

Vilipolvius Frenz sounds like a long-haired almost-but-not-quite NBA-quality Lithuanian b-baller.

“I am Vilipolvius Frenz, from the Ruanada quadrant, leader of the Gracciponides. I have transformed my energy into a ball and approached your highest energy flow, emanating from what appears to be a a slow-moving but birdlike and willowy warrior. Now that I have made my way into your earthen vessel, may I speak to the…

Arsehole

they guy who comes in and screams at his face while he’s down on the ground... *crying*

Wheels on the bus go upside down, upside down.