“He didn’t reestablish himself in-bounds. Not a catch.” -Roger Goodell

“bed bug bites” I’m going to use that as my cover for herpes too.

Actual serious question: How much do Philly cops make that they can afford bottle service?

Man, the Parent Teacher Group is not what it used to be.

Don’t forget to make your team on FanDrool

If this guy can get in with this hat, I think Griffey should be able to wear a backwards hat.

It appears Shaun isn’t paying his bills either...

Nausea, sensitivity to light, headache... Johnny, you’re just hungover again.