Exactly! I really don’t understand what is so hard to understand about your very spot-on assessment.

Most people now discredit the accounts of Jackie’s horrific ordeal, the details of which were documented in Sabrina Erdely’s article, “A Rape on Campus”.

Agreed completely. I hope they drop the gavel hard on those sick degenerates. I'm with the "jezzies" 100% there!

"However, your parody here seems to operate on the assumption that gang rape is a ridiculous concept"

Most people now discredit the accounts of Jackie's horrific ordeal, the details of which were documented in Sabrina Erdely's article, "A Rape on Campus".