Oh, don’t worry - ScarJo can still play John Henry’s wife:

Does Mark Wahlberg take an hour-and-a-half shower?

DONT RACE ME BRO!

“Fake shoes!" 

I’m not comfortable with this new world in which Duke players are likable in any way. 

‘Nique still beat Jordan in ‘88.

between this and Kaep, I never again want to hear about how important winning is to NFL teams.

HOW YOU GONNA COME IN HERE AND TELL US HOW TO SEASON MEAT?

“Some of my best tenants are black.”

Pfft. My daughter emerged from the womb with her hand over her heart, reciting the Pledge of Allegiance perfectly. #notallbabies

If there’s one thing that the MLB doesn’t tolerate, it’s racism.

If you look hard enough at the decision, it makes sense. But you really have to squint to see it.

My daily prayer:

Also, that “prisons”= “black people”. Which he could have firsthand knowledge, since he was charged with a felony but, miraculously as a young white guy, he was able to avoid prison.

He should have said “slaves running the plantation,” but that only applies to college athletics.

So his point is that black people are dumb right?

Or someone not “smart” enough to ask their “barber” not to make them look like a “complete asshole.”

funny coming from a man who’s not even “smart” enough to understand the “nuance” of committing fraud with credit cards.