Children get patted on the head...after they successfully kick a soccer ball.

Well, to put it bluntly, the future will be far more interesting if they never find the Higgs.

Can't wait till they add their (proprietary) NFC chip in the iPhone 5 so they can track 5 million 20-year-olds moving between their couches, the Apple store, and Abercrombie & Fitch.

I'm sure a lot of horse farmers were up in arms when Henry Ford invented an assembly line to mass produce automobiles.

Dude, brevity is the soul of wit.

@Walternate, I don't believe military pay is part of the shutdown.

Keep the National Parks open and no one will even notice.

Didn't vote for him ... but this is just a great response. Sense of humor +1. Bravo sir.

Yep, basically using bullets instead of missiles or bombs minimizes the risk of collateral damage.

Um, because they're not college students or bloggers? ;)

@Hands: Which part of "favorite browser shortcut of all time" implied this was new to FF4?

Are you kidding! This is my FAVORITE short-cut of all browser time:

After moving the 'reload' button back where it belongs, and also moving the bookmarks button to the left side (so the bookmarks window doesn't open up into the bezel of my multi-monitor setup), I'm a super, happy camper.

Good luck to them. I wouldn't pay .05 to access any information online.

Oh, what a beautiful rant! Thank you Jennifer.

edit: (nevermind)

You're not actually, flying INTO the ring subsystem?!?

The resolution didn't improve because Apple already bumped the processor spec. Why would they also improve the display when they need to give the their loyal fanbase a reason to buy a new MacBook next year???

I can't think of another director who's so fully transformed from hero to villain.

LEDs + Fresnel lens?