The original Black Ops literally starts with you trying to assassinate Castro, become a sleeper agent for the Soviets, and ends with them trying to gas the US with VX-style nerve agents.

Don’t do slideshow articles. they are terrible clickbaity nonsense that nobody likes

Not me, I think its cool as hell because fuck Apple for their overly draconian app store policies that have kept far too many interesting titles off their store.  Epic is not in the wrong here at all, I look forward to seeing Apple get their asses handed to them.

Muting the TV has the same meaning. I don’t get why you’d think it’d be named after that vs it being named after a deaf dude who invented it. 

Criminally underrated game if you ask me.

If humans lived in Tom Nook’s depraved cultish enclaves from day one, would Animal Crossing even be Animal Crossing?

That kind of gatekeeping is never done for white roles, though. No one complains when an English character is played by an American and vice versa. Given the scarcity of roles for Asian actors in the entertainment industry (which is an enormous problem), I’m not sure how helpful being more exclusive about which Asian…

My favorite fact about Kurosawa that he sent John Sturges a sword after he saw the magnificent 7.

Nioh 2 was developed by this company named Team Ninja. They are a fan of boobies.

It’s True: Luigi Really Is In Super Mario 64, And Fans Are Thrilled

Even funnier that there is an anti-corporal punishment article on the Root this very same day.

Harriot is a total moron.

This fucking sucks. I went to high school with Grant, and he was one of those people who literally never said or did a single thing that wasn’t kind or thoughtful. When he made it big, doing the weirdly brilliant stuff he loved, I was happy, because it meant the world was working the way it was supposed to: greatly…

My wife is constantly annoyed when I tell her we’re low on dog fud (pronounced fudd) even though I’ve shown her the cat fud strip and it’s goddam hilarious.

Thanks to Gary Larson, I will forever write CAT FUD on my shopping lists...

“Apple submarine movie Greyhound.”

This happens so often that the only thing that makes sense is that there is a wypipo plot to keep black people from winning gold medals at the Olympics in the swimming events.

Not only is that woman holding that gun entirely wrong but she has her finger on the fucking trigger the whole time! Even her dipshit husband seems to know better than that. She should be arrested for reckless endangerment. 

You know a website has built a community when on a hunt through a junkyard TWO separate people ID and document the former vehicle of a site contributor.

It was never shown off in third person, ever. The very first mentions of the game said that CDPR planned it for both 3rd and first person, but by the time they had actually any real material to show, it was all 1st person. Most likely they discovered that the 3rd person just didn’t work for what they were trying to…

What are you talking about with the blinking bit?