He tweeted about some of his feelings on Charlottesville and Trump’s mealy-mouthed response earlier on Tuesday.

Haven’t seen LeBron dunk on somebody that ferociously since he ended Jason Terry’s whole existence.

Daniel Stumpf can only be happy, that 98 years ago when his great great grandparents emigrated to the US, the impatient clerk at Ellis Island couldn’t be bothered to fill out the last 5 letters of their surname. They were upset at the time, but it was probably for the best for future generations.

that’s not a baseball player, that’s a character from someone’s terrible Buffy fanfic.

This is nuts - and not in a good way. I hope there’s some sort of user flow that involves the steering wheel controls, because no way would I be dicking around with that while driving.

Why call in a professional when the amateurs clearly believe they can bumble their way...

I thought this was a joke before the edit and was going to build on the pyramid with, “My mistake, I actually meant Chad Henne.”

On this pass from constantly underperforming QB Blake Bortles

Despite seeing headlines about this for a long while, this is the first time I’ve realised it’s a single-player game. Their messaging is all wrong.

Dilaudid is no joke either. It’s the first non-injected drug they give people recovering from joint replacements.

This might replace that “guy blinking” gif as my new favorite reaction shot for everything that comes from the Trump camp.

Thank you for writing this, and thank you to your dad for all he has done.

Samer, I thought you hated barstool sports?

We should really just make protesting with weapons illegal.

Given that we’re now seeing Madden-esque receptions in real life, I think we can conclude that we are living in a computer simulation.

That first shot of the dash shows the car running but not putting out any voltage and out of fuel.

To Much Cash for Dis Much Car

My Grandfather spent his youth in North Africa and Europe killing nazis. I’m glad he didn’t live to see us elect one as president.

Nah, don’t go down the racism route. There are no other football players (we call it football, deal with it) in the world who wear orange tinted glasses like Davids did: footballers don’t wear glasses when they play, but he was allowed to because he has glaucoma.

"Good white people" demonstrate the qualities that all good people demonstrate: kindness, empathy, compassion, thoughtfulness, unconditional love. These are the values I try to instill in my students; that parents try to instill in their children.