He was SO particular I kind of feel like sending him a link to the video where I strapped the TV on the roof.

"wallers out your bunger"

Perhaps two of them.

My personal favorite, however, was a buyer in Maryland who told me he was "very interested" in my car. We spoke on the phone for several minutes, and he was asking all the right questions – but then he dropped the bomb: his brother purchased a 2002 360 Modena earlier this year, and he didn't want to pay a penny more…

So to sum it all up: A Ferrari is a pain in the ass from purchase to eventual sale, and you're probably better off just buying a 911 or R8 instead, even if it's slightly less cool.

Rod, is that you?

Hello there, Kelly Drive. Two or three years ago I saw the aftermath of a woman who drove her car down this hill, across the grass in the distance and into the Schuykill. Everyone loves driving their cars into the Schuykill.

Just to add to that though, while what you said it completely right, the effective range will be more reliable. Meaning that instead of getting a gradual drop-off as you move away you'll get a sudden drop-off.

I know a lot of it is money but I can't fathom why anyone would willing go to that dumpster fire that is the Jets. A #3 WR for Peyton Manning will get almost as much action as a #1 WR for the Jets. Decker is the leading WR for NY with a line of 49 catches for 531 yds and 4 TDs. Welker is the third WR for Denver and he…

A Rolls-Royce landaulette isn't weird enough? How about an extra-tall landaulette which was custom-built to allow a very tall gentleman to wear a top hat whilst driving? (Or being driven). You never knew you needed that feature until now. Also, the body was originally built on a Daimler chassis/transmission, then…

This is karmically pre-ordained. Jets are dumb enough to draft Jameis, Jameis signs amaze-balls contract with Jets, Jets have no choice but to start Jameis right away, Jameis has a catastrophic implosion on a scale grander than Jamarcus Russell's. Vegas probably won't even take bets on this happening, as it isn't…

I went to the first Bills vs Jets and it was my first time ever in my life rooting for the Jets (Dolphins fan. Bills beat us the first time so I was looking for a bit of payback). Being a fan for one day was so depressing.

Have you ever looked at Joe Namath's stats? Yeah, he was fucking terrible.

I'm from Buffalo, and I was certainly pleased to see my Bills crush the Jets 10 days back.

Twenty seconds ago, I had no idea this motorcycle existed. Now I must have one or I will die. Weird how shit like that happens.

I'm surprised, he usually loves the taste of de feet.

So what did the Jets do, already well out of playoff contention and at this point only concerned with saving face? They took the ball out of Smith's hands.

Really? Because that freaking kerning is KILLING ME. There's no Force balance in that kerning. That kerning is the work of the evil Sith.

I like this one a lot: