Oh, we had an awesome VM one time a couple years back! It was a rather inebriated man who thought he was calling the local paper. A couple of highlights of his long and involved diatribe:
1. Ladybird Johnson was the secret mastermind behind the war in Iraq.
2. The DEA uses helicopters to count how many cars are outside…

#5 FTW

I had a vm I saved from Christmas that was clearly a drunk dial from an office party to our work queue vm. It was awesome

Why would you quote the entire letter?

I bet these dudes are able to land the plane in Top Gun.

I think they hear you fine. They are just trying to give you leprosy. Jerks.

This letter is 1,000,000 times better if you read it in the voice of Grandpa Simpson.

How much is helicopter fuel again?

I've been to London. I call BS on this whole bloody story.

Well...

Sounds like the pronunciation was a muff

Yeah, it was kind of a drag.

Fffuuu... FFFFUUUUUUUUUUCCC.... GAAAAHHHH!!! NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! WHY DID YOU POINT THIS OUT? I WILL NEVER SLEEP AGAIN!!!!!

"The stucco depicts three human figures (ancient astronauts) who are wearing rich ornaments of quetzal feathers (ancient astronaut clothing) and are seated cross-legged over the head of a mountain spirit (space ship). Jade rests on the heads of monsters. Feathered serpents are shown emerging from the mountain spirit…

I swear this read as Skyrimion... an near endless particle of questing...

Also,

Soon there will be a gif for every moment recorded from every possible thing instantly available at our fingertips. We won't even need to write words anymore.

Everyone says how Jurassic Bark made them tearbend but The Luck of the Fryrish summoned evil ninjas with onions for me.

First five minutes of Up are a complete punch to the face. Every time.

"At a press conference today, one reporter asked one question about Williams. And that was all it took for Marrone to get defensive."