I tracked the dad down and asked him about it. Every day, he told me, the counselors promised that Iverson would be there the next day, so bring their gear for him to autograph. And every day, Iverson blew it off; come to find out, even the counselors hadn’t spoken to him in weeks.

“You ain’t no real nigga. You a white boy, you preppy, you rich boy.”

Still not worse than having to eat Josh Hamilton’s Payday.

Still not as strange as the Maryland court system, where Ray Rice walked on one strike.

This is exactly why I don’t play professional hockey. That and my inability to ice skate.

What are the odds that Mr. Sensitive wore a fedora?

Since this ended in a thai, it went to a shootout.

And what if that running back had been at the center of the biggest scandals to strike the NFL in years

So Jerry Remy is a terrible father and horrible in Photoshop.

That’s nothing... I was born 6/5/82 and have played 403 less games than Bryce Harper.

And they all say Morgan Freeman would be the best narrator for one’s life. I’ll take Vin Scully, thanks.

This has to be the first discussion of a teen and a wolf that was not initiated by Simmons.

actually i dont know anything about soccer rules

What an idiot. He’s allowed to use his hands.

This really should have been the Patriots’ punishment.

6 more. Next question.

You absolutely need to worry about extended contact with our staph.

“You don’t have to worry about extended contact with our staff.”

[looks over visa]
[doesn’t recognize name]
[shrugs shoulders]

Must have been somebody charging the mound.