Here's an idea: bear down and focus on your studies, you embarrassing piece of shit.

I'm just glad he didn't digitally penetrate her. Having a wolverine finger you is gonna be catastrophic!

Hey, at least from time to time we get stuff like this:

Reporter: Are you excited to be playing in the Super Bowl?

I think that if the players have to sit through 10 minutes of reporter's questions, the reporters should have to suit up for 10 minutes of live hitting drills with the players.

It's only fair.

Idiot. +1

This Man Crashed His Car Into A Building. You'll Be Amazed At What Comes Next.

Thunderdome this, thunderdome that...look, can't we all just get BEYOND thunderdome?

NBA players are big 2nd amendment supporters.

Doesn't this belong on Gawker, with the Girls recaps?

Wow, she went with the Detroit mullet: vacant, graffitied business on the left, overgrown disgusting piece of property on the right.

Do you think doing it in December has any effect?
I mean besides late August, early September birthdates.

I did a big profile of Jay Glazer for GQ this month

That girl looked petrified. I don't blame her.

The Japanese are known for their filthy splitters. Just ask any one of the Beatles.

"The length wasn't unexpected."

Raise your hand if you KNEW this article was coming the minute Sherman spoke to Andrews.

It's why we recoil at Kanye West's rants, like when West, one of the greatest musical minds of our generation, had the audacity to publicly declare himself a genius (was this up for debate?)

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