AVERY: Quite a day for the organization, huh? Half the rotation going into the Hall together. Cox, too. And I bet Smoltzy will be there to cover it for the network. If only we'd known back then, right?

The league announced that he'll be suspended for one game. From a telephone wire.

Dave's a killer!

"Mvemp shnub, shnirty free duh feety fut"

this kind of originality to recycle the same jokes over and over and still act like they're funny will play so well in the deadspin comment section.

Tommy Smith: Mike, we're going to have to fire your ass...

Nate Robinson: [watches video]

Marion: What the hell, man? Now how am I going to get these tied?

...That's gonna be difficult to legislate out of the game, Goodell.

A live look-in at downtown KC.

"Go ahead, I can ask my dad to buy me shoes"
sweet, sweet revenge.

What's wrong with that? I think NE team could win the NFC.

MOM: [gathers kids around kitchen table] I'm sorry, guys. The last thing I ever want to do is embarrass you or make you look silly. You know that, right?

That is literally the saddest family portrait I have ever seen. In most of them, the people involved usually bother to feign happiness for a brief, fleeting moment. These people are like, "We suck, our lives suck, our outfits suck, and the picture sucks. This sucks."

You can just tell by ALL of his reactions that Dad has been getting in fights over her behavior for no less than 20 years. One-handed, no-look, nonchalant deflection of the angry son, pay-no-mind ignoring of the Oklahoma bros, just an old pro. Nothing but veteran moves. He's the real hero here. I'm willing to bet…

Actually, he will be written off because no one has heard of him. Someone posted he had 10 country top ten songs, but I'm not really sure what country.

Hey country industry cracker (aka puppet) this is how you do it.. let people know with authority... not that limp dick style.

It's unsettling to think about the fact that there are probably at least 5 people who were blown away by this Dierks Bentley performance.

Seems like a pretty insensitive tribute to Jovan Belcher.

I ordered my Chris Kluwe Vikings jersey for my gay son 3 weeks before Christmas. I kept getting the reach-around from customer service. I even spoke with two cowardly supervisors who advised me to order another players jersey, but I stood my ground and told them I wanted only my Kluwe jersey. It's now January 3rd, and…