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joey_crawford REMEMBER WHEN I SUCKED YOUR DICK IN GAME 5 OF THE 2006 FINALS DWAYNE

Oh man that's dumb. +1

Look, you may not like them, but there's no need to publicly embarrass the Family Guy writers.

Luckily for Kendrick, his employers don't understand the concept of amnesty, either.

She's not just wrong, she's BostonWrong.

McDonald's would have sold more, but every time Flacco went in to get a six piece, he stalled out and settled for three.

"I choo-choo-choose"

If you ask me, I'd say Coach London has a rather his school's mascot attitude towards recruiting.

UNDEREXPLAINED LISTS

HUUUUR BUT HE NO HIT 500 HR! DH NOT REAL BASEBALL!!!!!!

Sorry, I'm so confused by all this. When did Stuart Scott ever play for the Cubs?

I tell you, they might never let Sammy into the Hall of Fame, but he's getting closer and closer to being allowed into a country club.

+1 so hilarity will ensue

Can you cross post this to Jezebel now? Normally you guys wait so long that the 'visiting' site's users are already buried once they see it.

Judging by how often those two were connecting, I'm going to say they both represent Dan Uggla.

I think it's true Detroiters who are Mets fans; they relate to an institution that was abandoned by anyone with talent years ago.

Damn, so close

This dude just won $0 wearing sideburns like an asshole.

After seeing the video, the prosecutor thought the case would be a slam dunk. But then he realized she was a women's basketball player.

I'm not sure I agree with the charge. Clearly, she wasn't set.