The stadium is deathly quiet. The quarterback's calls echo through the silent crowd. The ball is snapped. Cornerbacks are careful to not touch wide receivers, and instead, cheer them down the field. A streaking defensive end runs unabated towards the quarterback. Milliseconds before impact the defensive player stops…

Report: Jameis Winston Case Began When Woman Stopped Cooperating

Something something Schiano Man. Something Richie Incognito. Dick joke.

Good lord, the way this is written is completely unreadable.

Lee Trevino bet him $500 he couldn't hit three balls with one swing.

So...she has a writing career and I do not?

I bet someone will freeze one and destroy it not knowing that water expands when frozen. It'll be a deadspin article. Nostradamus has spoken.

The New York Rangers had a similar give away last time they won the Cup.

Two parts Hydrogen,
One part Oxygen,
You parts with $99!

Well at least he dived trying.

Those Buffalo humps sure earned her a few bills!

+1 million for the Wee-Bey reference.

Is it me or have Atlanta and Houston put up the sneakiest 2-8 in recent memory? I didn't even notice till just now, and it blows my mind they're just as lousy as Tampa.

This all would've been avoided if Tyree simply wasn't a big pussy ass bitch.

Andrea Bargnani thought about jumping to help J.R. Smith's defense, but ended up just watching.

Getting the short-end of that trade totally prepared Jordan for running the Bobcats.

"Big deal. I used to suck dick for coke."- Bob Saget

As an Asian-American, I can only shake my head in disgust at this footage. Damn near outraged.

So he wasn't that guy from that thing?

and by the way, Don Mattingly is a Hall of Famer.