Yankees fan here...I’d like to kindly point you in the direction of John Sterling if you really want to hear someone misjudge a fly ball.

The 8,100+ in who bought tickets to watch Tom Hallion umpire sure got their money’s worth!

There’s a guy in my office who has been busted for watching porn on his work computer multiple times. Not only has he not been fired, he’s actually been promoted and is now the director of purchasing. How, you ask? Well, quite simply put, he’s a friend of the president of the company. On merit alone, this guy wouldn’t…

My niece is not quite two years old and whenever she wipes out, I yell “SAFE!” and make the umpire’s signal with my arms. She’s gotten so used to it that she starts doing it whenever she falls.

Good for him. Same boat with the Giants here. I’ve been to four games since they’ve opened the new stadium and I haven’t paid a cent for any of them. I wait for people to get tickets from work or whatever, and if they never come around, I’m perfectly content watching at home on television. These fucking criminals have…

As someone who keeps score at every game I attend, I’ve already decided that in my scorecard the runner will have reached on a “SFR,” which stands for “Stupid Fucking Rule.”

Fight me.

Better, actually.

Wade Boggs once threw out his back putting on cowboy boots.

Wade Boggs once threw out his back putting on cowboy boots.

A pox on your home for saying Justin Bieber is today’s equivalent of Frank Sinatra.

When I was in college, they used to give football tickets away for nothing. Show a student ID, get in free. A guest of student was like $3, general admission. Even with that, most of the crowds were there to see the opponents: Va Tech with Mike Vick and Miami (still in the Big East at the time) were the biggest crowds…

This seems like an easy solution. Just say you’re firing him and it has nothing to do with the wiretap. Duh.

Knicks fan here...came to say the same exact thing. I’d bet my house that they’ll defy logic and play something around .500 ball the rest of the way now that the obvious strategy should be to tank. Just good enough to hurt their lottery chances, not good enough to get excited about.

I can attest that Julio was with me down by the schoolyard.

I think I speak for everyone here when I say “Fuck that Patroiots fan kid.”

A thousand bucks says he never actually placed that bet, or had any intention to.

Oh, how I miss those old Christmas color unis.

I’d like to throw this hat in the rink, please.

Similar story to Sean’s, I was at my uncle’s house & while flipping through his records, I came across Mötley Crüe’s “Dr. Feelgood.” This was 1990, I was probably about seven or so and had no prior knowledge of this band, but the album cover art grabbed my attention. I turned around & said “Who’s Mötley Crüe?” and my…